Dolphins have made great advancements in Shakespeare's dry sense of wit.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, particularly in the jelly, however you can get some more if you cut the outer layer and squeeze.

Taken from Cousteau's private collection.

Gay hair jousting...it's better then any other kind of gay jousting. er hem.

I'd just like to bring it to everyone's attention that Linkin Park's "Bleed it Out" single is a giant allusion to tampons.

The pool does in fact fill with water...but those are on hot summer days...and...you don't want it to; trust me.

The Emo-Zombie: if you don't get him the new dashboard album he'll gnaw on your wrist some.

NBC better snag this, it's going to go fast.

He tried to bite a kid in Africa but he just got dust.

The (brief) Adventures of Steve!